Yo-yo

Can you put them on a string?

If you didn’t use the string how would you play the off-string yo-yo? The off string only means it’s not tied down. You still turn the yo-yo and do tricks with it using the string.

If you tied it down to the end of a string, it’s all up to you. It would be one mighty heck of a yo-yo to loop-the-loop with.

word up yo, are you a telemarketer yo?
do you like telemarketers yo?
do you listen to telemarketers yo?
do you hang up on telemarketers yo?
do you buy things from telemarketers yo?

Yo

I worked as a telemarketer for like a year, but that was YEARS ago when I was in high school. It was the MOST MUNDANE THING one could possibly conceive of. I actually was pretty good at it. I managed to make sales on a regular basis. (I was just good like that, yo

Now ??

- No, I don’t listen to telemarketers (They seem to have figured it out somehow – I hardly ever get those calls anymore.)

- If they DO call, no, I don’t like them.

- I politely say ‘Not interested’ before hanging up

- I MIGHT have bought something from one of them sometime in the dim past . . .

price range £15 to £20
nice weight, sleep times and ability to do string tricks

CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT A FREEHAND YOYO IS

(DUNCAN, YOMEGA, YOYOJAM BRANDS IN PARTICULAR PLEASE!!!!!

…Duncan is number #1 !

i know alot of yo mama jokes..but i want to hear from you whats your favorite,original or funny as hell yo mama joke you can think of..

Yo Mama so fat, she downloaded cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Yo Mama so fat, that when she stepped in front of the TV, I missed 5 seasons of American Idol!

Yo Mama so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight, not your phone number"!

Yo Mama so fat, that I tried printing a picture of her last Christmas and now it’s still printing!

Yo Mama so fat, she has to use Google Earth to take her photo!

Well, I’m trying to make a lava lamp. It requires food coloring… Never used food coloring before, not even caring about it… I really fails at finding the right place to buy food coloring. Do you know any places IN-STORE where you can buy food coloring? Please help name a couple shops below.

If you’re talking about simple food coloring you can get it at just about an grocery store or craft store in the baking section. Michaels has just about every color you can think of in their cake decorating supplies.

Which will give me more bang for my buck?

powders are cheaper then cans

And the other half of the question is what?

I was thinking today, what are the best yo mamma jikes that have entered peoples minds. I bet you there are plenty of you mamma jokes that i haven’t heard before. I want you to tell them to e.

yo mamas so fat, the only way to get her from room to room is to put butter on the doorframe and put a twinkie in the other room.
yo mamas so hairy, when i told her i wanted to have some fun she opened her legs and said"welcome to bush gardens".
yo mamas so fat when she sat on a rat the rat sang " a whole new world".

Whats a good but cheap beginner yo-yo for sleeping and tricks?!

…"Duncan" ! (Google it up and see !)

what is the best yo momma joke you have ever heard???

Yo mama is so fat shes sitting next to everbody in the movie theater